They're bigger. They're badder. Ladies and gentlemen they're too much for Mr. Incredible!
Ever since the rise of man, civilization has been one foot after the other. At first with tools, then agriculture, and lately technology in grand, imposing form. The Goth Clogs marks a new advance - one larger than any before. With a clip on chain attachment for guaranteed croc retrieval and spikes out the ass, wearers are unstoppable in their unique goth journeys across land and sea. That one company who makes similar shoes boldly asks you to "come as you are," while I entreat you, with our legally safe unbranded and unassociated footwear, to go where you wish.